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| » (1) guy walks into a bar |
| So this guy walks into a bar carrying a moving box, and he says to the bartender "If I show you the coolest thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?" And the bartender says, "Well, sure, but I've seen some pretty cool things in my life, so as ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Michelle |
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| » (2) guy walks into a bar |
| So a man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Out of the blue he says,All layers are assholes. After a few moments of silence, a man replies,I take that personally! Why? asks the other man. Becase Im an asshole. ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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| » (3) leper walks into a bar |
| A leper walks into the bar. The bartender looks at the leper and pukes all over the place. The leper says to the bartender, "Come on man I know i'm ass ugly, but you didn't have to puke." The bartender then tells the leper, "I'm sorry, but it really wasn' ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Don |
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| » (4) a man walks into a bar |
| A man walks into a bar, he see's a jar full of money , he ask's how he can get the money.The bartender say's you have to do three tasks.The first is chug a pitcher of beer down.(He chugs it down). The second is take the Rotten tooth out of this rotweiler ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Justin |
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| » (5) guys walks into a bar |
| An Irishman, And Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Cathy |
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| » (6) a man walks into a bar |
| A man is at the bar one night and decides he should go outside for some fresh air due to the fact that he is extremely drunk. When he tries to stand up he falls on his face so he tries again and falls again. Finally he crawls home and sneeks into bed. In ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Christine |
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| » (7) Tigger and Eeyore |
| Tigger and Eeyore are at the bar when Tigger says he's going to the bathroom. Eeyore sits waiting for Tigger for a half hour then decides to get up. When he gets to the bathroom he sees Tigger with his face in the toilet and asks him, "What the hell are y ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Chris |
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| » (8) a man walks into a bar |
| A man walks into a pub in ireland and orders three pints of guiness. The bartender gives them to him and the man walks to the back of the bar and sips on each of them. When he is finished the man walks up and orders three more. This time the bartender ask ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : hbalagh |
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