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| » (91) Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit |
| This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this pit and realizes that he is going to die, so naturally he start to scream.
By chance a chicken h ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (92) Quiz For My Smart Friends |
| This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends.
You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.
1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator?
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (93) Aren't You Sorry? |
| An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.
For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.
For the second wish, the old lady a ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (94) The little puppy |
| One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.
He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the rail, and by that time a train came along and cut off his tail,he look around to see what happen ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (95) Bill The Duck |
| A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."
The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."
The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to t ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (96) The parrot who wouldn\'t talk. |
| A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if there was a bird who was already speaking.
"Yes," the pet store owner said, "this bird has a vocabulary of about 1000 words plus 50 phrases guaranteed t ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (97) Dead Rabbit |
| This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (98) Rules for Cats |
| Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run
1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, shag is good.
2. DOORS: Do not allow close ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (99) Farmer |
| A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farme ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (100) What do you call... |
| What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
Ho-Ho-Ho! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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