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| » (101) Yabba Dabba |
| If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep
it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba
Dabba Doo! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (102) How do you catch a polar bear? |
| How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?
First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole
with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the
ice-hole. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (103) 99 Click |
| Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg. ... |
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| » (104) Tigger. |
| Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
Cause he was lookin' for Pooh! ... |
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| » (105) Miss Muffet |
| Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: "hey, whats
in the bowl bitch?!" ... |
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| » (106) The Lion |
| What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
Meals on Wheels! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (107) A Hippo What? |
| 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.
The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls. One bite and your gone."
The second shook his he ... |
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| » (108) Penguin goes into a bar |
| So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...
and the barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?" (ba-dum-tish) ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (109) The funeral! |
| One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a
man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200
men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up ... |
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| » (110) Talking Dog |
| A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders two beers.
The bartendar just frowns and says, "Look buddy, we can't have any dogs sitting up at the bar."
The owner retorts, "But this is no ordina ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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