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| » (121) What do you call a dog... |
| What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?
SPARKY!!! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (122) Packing Elephants |
| How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
...Three in front and three in back... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (123) Outside a Dog... |
| "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.
Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (124) Energizer Bunny arrested! |
| Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (125) Confusion |
| What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
(just say it to confuse people) ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (126) Washing the Dog |
| A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"No laundry" the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (127) Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? |
| Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Anywhere he wants! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (128) Chicken and the Egg |
| So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (129) How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow? |
| How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?
9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (130) Soup you don't want to eat. |
| What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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