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| » (131) The cow? |
| What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (132) The moral of the story is... |
| There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.
There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish ... |
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| » (133) "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" |
| MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens hav ... |
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| » (134) The Walrus |
| Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight Seal. ... |
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| » (135) Blubber trouble |
| Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! ... |
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| » (136) Ms. Piggy Counts |
| Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69! ... |
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| » (137) Lucky dog |
| What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. ... |
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| » (138) Dog life... |
| Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?
Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives... ... |
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| » (139) Donald Duck |
| Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.
"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"
"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!" ... |
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| » (140) Three legged Donkey |
| What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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