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| » (11) Trying To Fly |
| Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (12) The Enchanted Snake |
| It was spring in the old west.
The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse r ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (13) The Very Special Parrot! |
| A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.
So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back.
"Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is an very special animal" the sal ... |
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| » (14) Three Dogs |
| There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".
The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug".
The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and ... |
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| » (15) The Farmer's Prize Goat |
| Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.
He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he thre ... |
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| » (16) Bad dog |
| Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come! ... |
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| » (17) Gorilla in a Tree |
| A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the ho ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (18) Chicken and the road thru history. |
| Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the blac ... |
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| » (19) Saving the Oppossum! |
| Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.
Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (20) Rooster and Peanut Butter |
| What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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