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| » (21) Dog Named Mypenis |
| Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis
Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!
-I did do my homework but Mypen ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (22) Down and dirty! |
| A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.
"Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (23) The great rabbit escape! |
| A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (24) The Ocotpus! |
| A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "give us two beers over here!"
The bartender walks over and see's the octopus and he says, "Didn't you see the sign over there it says no pets allowed!" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (25) Dog Property Laws |
| 1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be y ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (26) The Brown and White Cows! |
| There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.
He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.
"Yeah daddy, ye ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (27) Susie walkin the dog! |
| A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage".
The little girl goes to the garage and s ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (28) Smart Dog |
| A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 1 ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (29) Mad Cow Disease |
| There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (30) Horny Rooster |
| A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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