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| » (41) Kewl Cat Quips! |
| There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...
Cats have never forgotten this.
Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ... |
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| » (42) Catching polar bears |
| How to catch a polar bear:
Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file. Hide behind a nearby rock. When the bear comes up to take a pea, k ... |
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| » (43) Pantyhose |
| Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver! ... |
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| » (44) Whale of a Story. |
| A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under ... |
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| » (45) The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot! |
| A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said "$50.00".
She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and ask ... |
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| » (46) Great Dane |
| A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.
"Mine" says the man. "My dog has just killed him", she says.
"What breed is your dog?" he asks. "A Chiuahua", she ... |
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| » (47) The Panda Bear |
| A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.
The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of h ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (48) Stupid master |
| A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who's the king of the jungle?', and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.'
The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra ... |
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| » (49) New dog breed |
| Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?
It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.
First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (50) Duck shopper |
| A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.
The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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