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| » (61) Centipede |
| One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.
Then came the second half...
First ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (62) Lisping Midget |
| A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him through to look at all of his horses. The owner is really getting pissed off.
Finally, the last horse and the midget decided that he really wanted this ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (63) Praying Parrots |
| A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but They only say "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?'"
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "Bring your two talking f ... |
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| » (64) Preparing Chickens |
| Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.
"We just tell them they're going to die." ... |
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| » (65) Dog Rules |
| Dog Rules...
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, ... |
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| » (66) New Dinosaur Theory? |
| OK, let's consider the physical evidence.
The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.
Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (67) Rubbit the Rabbit |
| A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning.
The clerk sa ... |
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| » (68) Bloodied Vampire |
| A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to bug ... |
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| » (69) Dog story |
| A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.
The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."
The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them ... |
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| » (70) Bull Talk |
| Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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