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| » (1) The Blonde at School |
| Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (2) New inventions by blondes. |
| The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sor ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (3) The angry preacher... |
| The angry preacher...
The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to acce ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (4) The Tearful Bride... |
| The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understan ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (5) The phone call... |
| The phone call...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
Curious, the husband said ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (6) Blonde and her job interview... |
| A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interview ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (7) The Sick Blonde... |
| A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (8) Blonde Miracle Diet |
| An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (9) A Blonde Visit to D.C. |
| A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The office ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (10) A Blonde Question. |
| Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, t ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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