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| » (101) Bermuda Triangle |
| Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (102) Touch-typists |
| Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (103) More Fun |
| A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (104) Pig Under Her Arm |
| Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (105) God's Son |
| A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was Go ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (106) Locked Car |
| Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (107) Deer Tracks |
| Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."
The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks."
They keep arguing, and arguing ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 58 times |
| » (108) Tire Tread Marks |
| Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (109) President Gorbachev |
| Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (110) Long and Hard |
| Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade
4. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 48 times |
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