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| » (121) Puerto Rican Offspring |
| Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 44 times |
| » (122) Speech Impediment |
| Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No". ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 60 times |
| » (123) Dating |
| Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 80 times |
| » (124) Red Light Driving |
| Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 46 times |
| » (125) Drive Into Ditch |
| Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 60 times |
| » (126) Blinker |
| Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 31 times |
| » (127) Lipstick Stains |
| Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a
blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 42 times |
| » (128) Behind A Steering Wheel |
| Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 46 times |
| » (129) Marry You |
| Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 43 times |
| » (130) Prostitute and Nymph |
| Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 42 times |
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