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| » (11) Blonde History Lesson. |
| A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears com ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (12) Blonde Joke plus... |
| Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
Hearing this, t ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (13) What a goof! |
| A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (14) Visiting the sun |
| A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."
The brunette and the redhead sat there argui ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (15) A Blonde's Dream |
| One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (16) 3 Blonde Shorties! |
| A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (17) Some Blonde Joke Quickies |
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (18) Blonde AND Polish! |
| A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to cry and tell him the sad story that she is Polish and misses home terribly but can't afford to buy a ticket to go home.
The sailor tel ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (19) Blondes |
| A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (20) BAAAAH! |
| Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.
She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a sheep."
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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