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| » (31) Barber Shop |
| A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to take them off."
She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (32) Computer use of a blonde! |
| How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (33) Jumpin' Off A Bridge |
| A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first? The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (34) The Blonde Potatoe |
| A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them.
They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they immediately jump out of the car and hide under potatoe sacks.
The cop runs in after them, and ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (35) Blonde in the Library. |
| A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -
"So, you ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (36) The blonde bank robbers! |
| Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.
They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the ba ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (37) The Blonde Nun |
| One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come t ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (38) So Relieved! |
| A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (39) Bowling for Blondes! |
| Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.
The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette te ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (40) The Blonde Farmer! |
| A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the famer is a blonde. :)
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing no ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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