| » (41) Got Milk? |
| When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Di ... |
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| » (42) Bashing Blondes...part 3! |
| Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde ... |
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| » (43) Bashing Blondes...part 2! |
| Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
... |
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| » (44) Bashing Blondes...part 1! |
| Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q ... |
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| » (45) The burnt blonde! |
| A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.
'Sit down and tell me how it happened,' said the doctor.
'Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and bu ... |
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| » (46) Blonde Suicide |
| A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No sill ... |
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| » (47) Blonde on a Cruise! |
| A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks at the bulletin board and sees a piece of paper that sais "Ocean Cruise Only 5$".
She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address lis ... |
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| » (48) The Aligator Blonde! |
| A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" a ... |
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| » (49) Blonde Inventions! |
| The top 10 inventions by Blondes:
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-p ... |
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| » (50) Death in the Family! |
| A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying.
"What happened...why are you crying?"
The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away.
The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves.
The next day the ... |
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