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| » (51) I hurt all over! |
| A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!'
'What do you mean?' said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,'Ow, that hurts.'
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ' ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (52) Show Me Your License |
| A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to sh ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (53) Burying Poles! |
| Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The Manager of the project advertised for workers to complete the job. Three groups responded. A team of Irishmen, a group of Italians, and a final team compose ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (54) Name That Capital |
| A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks hers ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (55) Blonde Joke Jackpot! |
| Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (56) The great escape! |
| A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.
"Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?"
"Yep," replied the blonde.
"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette.
"Yep," replied the ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (57) The Other Side |
| A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river.
The brunette wants to get across.
She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The blonde shakes her head and yells back -
"People like you really piss me off. You ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (58) Duh! |
| Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?
A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (59) More great Blonde shorties! |
| How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?
Data transfer.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was p ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (60) A bunch of blonde jokes... |
| What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that sai ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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