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| » (61) Pronounce it please! |
| Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (62) The locked up car keys.. |
| A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.
While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (63) Blonde and the Firemen! |
| A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
Th ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (64) Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh! |
| A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.
She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (65) The overweight blonde. |
| A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blo ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (66) Doctor, Doctor |
| One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.
"Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back."
"Well let me take a look."
When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face.
"This is amazing."
What is is doctor?"
"I didn ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (67) What do you call... |
| What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
Ho-Ho-Ho! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (68) The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge) |
| What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.
What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?
The invitation.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that brewnettes can understand them.
What is a fine looki ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (69) The Y2K Blonde! |
| Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:
TO: My Boss
FROM: Blondie
SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (70) Oh boy! |
| The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."
Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."
The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, "how do you give shoulders?" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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