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| » (71) Ventriliquist |
| This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.
So, on his first night, he's going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde sta ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (72) Eyes closed |
| Q: Why did the Blonde girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: So she could see what she looks like asleep. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (73) Ice-fishing Blonde. |
| A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (74) The puzzle. |
| One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What's the puzzle supposed to look like?"
The blonde says "From the picture on ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (75) The Blonde Driver |
| A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!
I almost had an accident!
I l ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (76) The Blond and the Brunette. |
| There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.
All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!
There was only one parachute and a flashlight.
The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (77) Where do you see... |
| Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...
Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (78) A Blonde's Bad Day |
| Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (79) What do ya call... |
| What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A frosted Flake! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
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| » (80) How to break the nose of a blonde. |
| Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?
A: You put a dildo under a glass table! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 48 times |
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