| » (21) How The Internet Got Started |
| An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says . . .
And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of ... |
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| » (22) Microsoft Tech Joins The Army |
| One of Microsoft's finest techs was sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the t ... |
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| » (23) Can You Help Me? |
| A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
'Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?'
The man below says: 'Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hover ... |
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| » (24) Computer Virus List 1 |
| Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus:
Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson ... |
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| » (25) True Computer Story |
| I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect...so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in 'p ... |
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| » (26) Kids on the Internet |
| My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto" and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they said it had to ... |
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| » (27) Computer Science Students |
| Computer science student is studying under a tree and another one pulls up on a flashy new bike The student under the tree asks, "Where'd you get that?!?" The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, this girl pulls up on her bike... Sh ... |
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| » (28) Tomato Millionaire |
| An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 ... |
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| » (29) Baby Gates |
| For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm.
And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products hav ... |
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| » (30) Before Computers |
| An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compres ... |
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