| » (31) Computer Virus List 3 |
| X-files virus:
All your Icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus:
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Ronald Reagan virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:
Searches your hard drive ... |
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| » (32) Microsoft Programmer |
| A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
'Well,' she said. 'The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.'
'The second time I marrie ... |
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| » (33) Computer Terms |
| 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that ma ... |
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| » (34) Tech Support Questions |
| These are actual calls to Tech support help desks
(Some of you may find this funny while others could possibly use this section as a reference)
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it ... |
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| » (35) Too Late Now |
| User : Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Support : Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical! ... |
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| » (36) Murphy Laws of Computing |
| 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual ... |
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| » (37) Bill Gates Meets St. Peter |
| Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly gates.
St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and then let me know your decision.
Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of s ... |
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| » (38) Daddy's Password |
| I know Daddy's password! While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, 'I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy' ... |
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| » (39) Computer Virus List 2 |
| Lorena Bobbit virus:
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tim Allen virus:
Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
Woody Allen virus:
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus:
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| » (40) Light Bulb Joke |
| How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, its a hardware problem ... |
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