| » My Boyfriend's Stuck |
| A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her cloth ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » Children Advice on Life |
| "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
- Stephanie, age 8
"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."
- Lamar, age 10
"Never ask for anything that costs more th ... |
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| » Lovely Ears |
| Bob lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new (drop dead gorgeous) neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her r ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » New Position? |
| Husband:
'Shall we try a different position tonight?'
Wife:
'That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart'. ... |
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| » How Many Times Have You Cheated? |
| A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » New Tires |
| A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on steel-belted radial tires. He jumped up, exclaiming that he wo ... |
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| » Late Night Phone Call |
| A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, 'Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?' He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.
'Who was that?' ... |
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| » Grandma's Idea |
| Betsy Sue Jim Bob was walking down the street when she noticed her grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing?' she exclaimed.
The old ma looked off in the distance wit ... |
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| » Good News From Doc |
| Carla, a 41 year old biologist, comes home from the doctor and runs into her bedroom. She rips her clothes off and starts jumping up and down of her bed.
Her husband Nathan walks into the room and watches Carla for a minute.
'You look ridiculous,' ... |
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| » Not What I Had In Mind |
| A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
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