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| » guy walks into a bar |
| So a man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Out of the blue he says,All layers are assholes. After a few moments of silence, a man replies,I take that personally! Why? asks the other man. Becase Im an asshole. ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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| » Redneck wedding |
| How can you tell if you're at a redneck wedding? The bridesmaids are strippers, the best man gave the bride a spittoon as a wedding gift, the groom is wearing his finest wrestling shirt, and the bride's father is getting pit stains from holding the shotgu ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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| » Redneck will |
| Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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| » shooting craps |
| Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps? He blew a hole in the toilet. ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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| » Mow the lawn |
| Why didn't the redneck mow his lawn? Because his car wouldn't start. ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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| » chinese speaking |
| how did chinese learn to speak? they dropped a spoon and heard, ching, kong, ting, king ... |
| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
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