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» The Idiot Driver
Once an idiot rickshaw driver was caught by a policeman in front of a NO ENTRY board, trying to remove a wheel of his 3 wheeler auto rickshaw. On asking why he was doing such things. He replied "Can't you see its written ENTRY only for TWO WHEELERS" ...
Added on : 19-Jun-2007	Added by : Rohan Bhatt	Viewed : 427 times
» Hell r Heaven.............India is the best
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails fo ...
Added on : 19-Jun-2007	Added by : prajval	Viewed : 251 times
» Wife vs Girlfriend
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs ...
Added on : 08-Jun-2007	Added by : j	Viewed : 396 times
» Robbed
How do you know if you have been robbed by a mexican? Your dog is pregnant and your bike is gone ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : Susan	Viewed : 223 times
» chinese speaking
how did chinese learn to speak? they dropped a spoon and heard, ching, kong, ting, king ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : anonymous	Viewed : 266 times
» Mexican
What do you call fat mexican people? Bean and Cheese!!! ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : Jill	Viewed : 464 times
» Bath of Milk
someone told the whitegirl to take a bath and milk for soft skin so she called the grocries store to order some milk. When the milk man asked her "will that be pasterized?" she said, "hmmmmmm... no just up to my tits." ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : Elizabeth	Viewed : 276 times
» couple
How come it was so easy for the redneck couple to move in together? Because they both lived with their parents ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : Mike	Viewed : 293 times
» Fishing
Why didn't the redneck catch any fish? Because his gun jammed. ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : Nancy	Viewed : 106 times
» Mow the lawn
Why didn't the redneck mow his lawn? Because his car wouldn't start. ...
Added on : 27-Feb-2005	Added by : anonymous	Viewed : 86 times

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