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| » The Secret Diary of a Cat |
| DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 208 times |
| » Baby Turtle |
| A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 186 times |
| » How to make a Blonde Laugh |
| Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??
A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Amisha.Shukre |
Viewed : 147 times |
| » Wedding Jokes |
| Wedding Jokes
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive wayto get your laundry done for free.
The most effective way to remember your wife'sbirthday is to forget it once.
Getting married is very much like going to arestaurant with frie ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Mitali.Sajjar |
Viewed : 114 times |
| » New Position? |
| Husband:
'Shall we try a different position tonight?'
Wife:
'That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart'. ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Manasi.Singhania |
Viewed : 159 times |
| » How Many Times Have You Cheated? |
| A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Manasi.Singhania |
Viewed : 186 times |
| » Poker Game |
| Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Roberts looks around and asks, 'No ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Manasi.Singhania |
Viewed : 83 times |
| » Hi-Tech Conference |
| Bill Gates, Andy Grove, & Jerry sanders (CEOs of Microsoft, Intel & AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise was suddenly emitted from where Bill was sitting.
Bill said : "Oh! that's my emerge ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Manasi.Singhania |
Viewed : 145 times |
| » Helicopter |
| A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course t ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Manasi.Singhania |
Viewed : 82 times |
| » Bunch of Yo Mamma Jokes |
| Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them. We decided to just collect as many as possible and throw them all onto one page. Enjoy!
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mamma ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Manasi.Singhania |
Viewed : 169 times |
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